Sorry about this..
Hey! So this website isn't ready yet because we are still tuning it up but make sure to check out the rest of our site and feel free to say hello!
This never happens and I promise it has never been an issue before. I'm just under a lot of pressure at work.. Bet your mind went to some weird places right there, huh? Admit it! The page you are looking for actually isn't ready yet because ya know making things for people usually takes some time. We love what we do and want to make sure everything is done just right so check back later on to see if our "performance issues" have improved, ya big flirt!
In the meantime, flick back to our blog to read stuff from our talented bunch or hit one of our social media platforms or don't. You know, whatever. We're cool..